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<p class="MsoNormal rteleft">With March Madness in full swing basketball fans everywhere are being less productive. But how long can you really forfeit your productivity without guilt eating away at you? Well a growing number of brilliant men have planned their vasectomies around their favorite sports. According to Oregon Urology Institute vasectomies have seen an increase during March Madness the past two years. Not only did they see an increase, but now they are advertising with “Vas Madness” flyers and a <a href="http://www.oregonurology.com/audio/snip-city-2009.mp3">radio ad</a>. The flyers give “Top Ten Reasons to Get Your Vasectomy during Vas Madness” and here they are:</p>
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1. Extended office hours during games<br/>
2. Continuous ESPN coverage in our lobby<br/>
3. FREE snacks while you wait<br/>
4. Our office is much less crowded than a sports bar<br/>
5. Complimentary recovery kit<br/>
6. Doctors orders: 3 days on the couch<br/>
7. Excuse to stay in your bath robe all day<br/>
8. Keep Austin Weird – not overpopulated<br/>
9. You’ll be ready for love in the post season<br/>
10. It’s HIP to get SNIPPED
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<p>Dr. Douglas Hoff, a urologist at Oregon Urology Institute said, "I don't know if these were the guys who were on the fence and this pushed them over the edge, or if these are guys who would be doing it anyways.”</p>
